Sexism
Welcome back, prejudiced Pancake partisans!
This issue is an equal-opportunity chauvinist. Back in the kitchen, ladies, so the men can get back to their wage-earning, weight-lifting, and other heterosexual pursuits!
Feel free to discriminate amongst our collection of presupposed prose, puritanical poetry, and archaic artwork. “Smut ‘N Eggs” investigates a breach in a “men’s only” space, “The Woman With the Tempting Eyes” makes trouble in the Middle East, and “In Which a Titanic Crew Member Loses His Cool At St. Peter’s Gate” is exactly what it sounds like. “No Comment” goes where the sun don’t shine in search of unique forms of sexism, and “Smack Talk of the Town” profiles the contentious relationship between Republican politico Michelle Bachmann and her radical feminist foster child.
Mow the lawn, make us a sandwich, and enjoy the gender-conforming wonderland that is Hobo Pancakes!
With sexist sincerity,
The Hobo Pancakes Team
“Sexism: A Users’ Guide”
by Kelly Anneken, Managing Editor
“Institute of Follicular Studies Releases Hair-Raising Report”
Paul Lander
“National Security Alert: Report to Your Bunkers!”
by Janice Arenofsky
“Dear Monica”
by Kashana Cauley
“Sexism Hotel”
by John Pavon
“Ask Papa Ratzi”
by Pope Benedict XVI
“Chocolate Hearts but no Lady Parts”
by Adam Wohnoutka
“Man of the Year”
by Steven Stark
“In Which A Titanic Crew Member Loses His Cool At St. Peter’s”
by Natalie Grant
“Smut ‘N Eggs”
by Kashana Cauley
“Laughing Animals”
by Eleanor Leonne Bennett
“The Life of Kurt”
by Michael Wolman
“Worry of One in Three — Suffering From Lung Cancer”
by Eleanor Leonne Bennett
“Elevator Shaft”
by Cheryl Anne Gardner
Chronicles of Higher Education
“On the Psychology of Sex and Other Retrogressions”
by Greg Sapp
“El Sacaponche”
by Nestor Fabal
“Obits From the Future”
by Mrs. Sowerberry
“Advice to Men”
by Ryan Ritchie
“The Woman With Tempting Eyes”
by Michael Shorb
“I Respect the Gent”
by G. David Schwartz
“The Sunset”
by Ryan Ritchie
“A Mitsubishi”
by G David Schwartz
“Bachmann Feminism Overdrive”
by Isa Hopkins, editor-at-large
“Paris on Five Euros A Day”
by Michail Mulvey