Finance
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Invest in artwork at a loss and pay through the nose for our poetry and prose. “Forgotten Feminist Heroes” sheds light on a pioneer of female fiscal independence, “Creative Shack” documents a writer’s descent into the treacherous terrain of customer service, and “FILTH, Inc.” looks into the lives of America’s financial executives. “No Comment” details our managing editor’s creation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and “Smack Talk of the Town” blows the so-called ‘coffin-bubble’ wide open.
In an effort to boost our cash asset ratios, regular feature “The John Pavon Zone” will now be joined by Hobo Jungle refugees “Ask Papa Ratzi” and “Obits From the Future!”
Clean your skirts, puke it out, and caveat the subscriptor–Hobo Pancakes!
With financial sincerity,
The Hobo Pancakes Team
“Occupy My Wallet”
by Kelly Anneken, managing editor
Salute Our Shorts: The News in Brief
“‘Toys for Tots’ Goes Bust”
by Paul Lander
“Biden’s Stand-up Career Improving”
by Omar Azam
“Filth Inc.”
by Eric Suhem
“Dropping A Dime”
by Amy Vansant
“Ask Papa Ratzi”
by Pope Benedict XVI
“An Open Letter to the Couples in the NY Times Wedding Announcements”
by Michael Wolman
“Halloween factory work place issues”
by John Pavon
“Paypal”
“Vigilante”
by Marina Rubin
“romance”
by Jason Stocks
“Lenny-Jo’s”
by Joe Cappello
“Creative Shack”
by Irena Pasvinter
“The Spirit but not The Letter”
by Brian Conlon
“The Red Shoes Know”
by Ken Des Jardins
“A Dog and Its Bone”
by Natalie McNabb
“Forgotten Feminist Heroes”
by Amy Vansant
“Madison Car Wash”
by Katie Hackmeister
“Disney Land East”
by Michail Mulvey
“Little Mickey”
by Jack Bristow
“calling in well”
by Davy Carren
“Obits From the Future”
by Mrs. Sowerberry
“Best Seller”
by Jeff Santosuosso
“That Moment”
by Mike Berger
“The New”
by John McFarland
“The Coffin Bubble”
by Isa Hopkins, editor-at-large
“Charleston Strangle Machine”
“Clowns got it rough these days”
by Brett Stout