When You’ve Gotta Be Right

Berners, spring/summer 2016: 

Any result that is not Bernie Sanders as the Democratic nominee is illegitimate and wrong! We must disregard the votes of millions of black women, who have overwhelmingly supported Hillary Clinton, to get what we want! Also identity politics is a stupid distraction from the *real* problems facing America, which can only be solved by class-based solidarity led by the white men writing Internet screeds saying so.

Berners, fall 2016:

DONNA BRAZILE EMAILED HILLARY CLINTON TO TELL HER THAT DURING THE DEBATE IN FLINT THERE WOULD BE A QUESTION ABOUT THE WATER CRISIS IN FLINT THIS IS PROOF OF COLLUSION AND VILLAINY AND DONNA BRAZILE IS AN UNTRUSTWORTHY INSIDER DEMOCRATIC PARTY/CLINTON HACK!

Also, Hillary Clinton is writing a book about her experiences with the campaign now? Geez, could she be any more of a cash-grabbing capitalist sellout?

Berners, fall 2017:

Donna Brazile is the only Democratic insider we can trust. Any critique or discussion of her insider claims, especially insinuations that writing a book  about her experiences with the campaign might be motivating a sensationalism to move product like some kind of cash-grabbing capitalist sellout, are efforts to silence all black women, whom we should never disregard!

Berners, spring/summer 2020:

Wait — the vast majority of black women voted for a neoliberal stooge like Kamala Harris?!  THIS IS ILLEGITIMATE AND WRONG! IDENTITY POLITICS ARE RUINING AMERICA!

And repeat, ad infinitum…